Posted for the October 25th, 2008 Radio Broadcast:

WHERE DID WE COME FROM? (<-- Listen to it by clicking on this title.)

 A little girl asked your mother, "Mommy, where did we come from?" Her mother answered, "Honeychild, God created Adam and Eve our first parents. We are descendants from them. We are God's special creatures."

 The little girl was pleased but went and asked her Dad the same question. Her Dad answered, "We evolved from lower forms of life. We descended from monkeys."

 The little girl was confused and went back to her Mom and asked her, "Mommy, Dad says we descended from monkeys?"

 Her mother answered, "Honeychild, I told you the truth about my side of the family!"