Posted for the December 13th, 2008 Broadcast:
I wasn't planning on spending that much money! (<-- Listen to it by clicking on this title.)
Billy Bob and Shirley’s Seventh Anniversary
Billy Bob was married to Shirley for almost 7 years and Billy Bob was doing well in his business and so He wanted to buy something special for his wife on their upcoming seventh anniversary.
So he says to his wife.“Shirley honey, our seventh anniversary is coming up soon. Would you like a brand new red Corvette sports car to drive around in or a diamond necklace wear or how about a Mink coat?”
His wife Shirley answered him, “Billy Bob, what I want, I want a divorce!”
“Oh Shirley honey, gee wiz!,
I wasn’t planning on spending that much money!”