It Makes Me Look Beautiful
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local store. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
The husband replies, 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans of beer!'
His wife says, 'Put them back, we can't afford them!'
A few aisles further along the wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream
and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
His wife replies, 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful!’
Her husband retorts:
'It makes you look beautiful? Well so does 24 cans of Budweiser and its $10 cheaper!’
Then over the store PA system you hear: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 4, we have a husband down.'