Posted for the November 1st, 2008 Radio Broadcast:


 Scientists after cloning animals, finally discover after much experimentation that they can create life by using some dirt and water and sapping it with electricity. So they challenge God.

 "See God, we really don't need you anymore, we can even create life!"

 God said, "Well that's amazing. Let's have a contest in front of some witnesses, you create some life and I will create some life."

 The scientists said, "That's fine." And God graciously lets them go first. So one of the scientist starts to pick up a scoop of dirt and God said,

 "No, No, No!"  The dirt's mine!  You need to get your own dirt!!!!!!

 Yea, when scientists can create life out of nothing, then they can go and talk to God!